You, kind reader are probably wondering, “What’s the deal with this blog, The Starving Bulls**t Artist? Why the hell doesn’t she ever post?”
First off (before I make my excuses), I’d just like to thank my readers/contributors for their patience concerning my infrequent appearances.
I’ve been having some problems with my computer– I can’t get on the damn thing.
Now, I’m not going to point fingers and make accusations that my roommates, Thom, Victoria, and Monique are inconsiderate, douche-bag, computer hogs. That’s not my style.
It’s also not my style to tell Thom to quit looking at porn because I’m tired of cleaning the office chair (and the floor beneath the chair– and the keyboard) after his frequent visits to those sites.
No, I’m going to take the high road and say that my roommates and I are having “scheduling conflicts” and “suffering from addiction” and leave it at that.
But there is a light on the horizon.
I’ve ordered a laptop and it should be here no later than the 10th of next month. No more fighting over who’s turn it is to use the computer next and no more cleaning up after Thom’s turn.
I am counting the minutes.
Until then, those of you who are somewhat new to this blog should read every single post I’ve ever written– including the pages located in the top right corner.
There are 3 of them– “Please Allow Me to Introduce Myself,” “FAQS” and “Where I Came From.” It should give you newbies some insight into my pathology.
For those of you who have been with me since Day 1, please sit tight and hang tough. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Feel free to donate to my PayPal account. You may also suggest future topics that you’d like me to write about if some of you would like a bit of creative control.
I’m always open to suggestions and ideas. As long as they don’t suck!