Heeeeeeere’s Madame! March 25, 2009

Hey, sexies!

Wow! It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? You’re looking well. In fact, I think you may have grown a little bit since we last hung out.

Oh no, you don’t look any taller; I meant horizontally. Fat-ass.

That’s not a putdown, by the way. I likes me some junk in the trunk! Know what I mean? You don’t?  Oh well, it’s not important

Golly, I’ve missed you so! Did you miss me?

You better have….. If you know what’s good for you!

Smooches!

~MB~